i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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