Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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