I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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