I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
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she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
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i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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