there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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