chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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