we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
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where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
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I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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