Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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