it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
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oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
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Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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