Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
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Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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