haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
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