stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
and you fell through a lawn chair
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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