I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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