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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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