my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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