talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
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