is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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