We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
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The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
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I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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