I think I am morally bankrupt
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
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I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
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I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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