just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
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I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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