She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
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All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
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She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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