How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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