Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
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she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
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Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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