I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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