he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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