we're blogging at a bar
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize