It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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