so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Just puked most of my soul out..
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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