Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
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