just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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