Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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