Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
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Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Vodka?
Forever.
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I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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