She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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