i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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