I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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