you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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