turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
