Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Buhtt sex?
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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