Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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