return my video game
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Randomize
