I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Enjoy the penises
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