Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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