ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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