Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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