White coat. Heels.
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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