giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
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You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
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You just missed an honest to god bukkake
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize