Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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