I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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