I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
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i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
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in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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