Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
where am i from again
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
