Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Someone signed my nipple.
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