Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
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Farmville is her only friend.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
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I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....