The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
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You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
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Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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