I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
