Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
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You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
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Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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