How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i may or may not be watching the land before time
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Randomize
